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| WORD COUNT: 609 | | | | · A drinking story and other campfire delights |
| While I was sitting quietly in my throne room this | | | | · Ominous looking weather |
| morning at my Palace on Dallas in beautiful downtown | | | | · Name of a badass chick net community |
| Victoria, British Columbia, Canada (a quaint, quirky | | | | · Humorous historical romance novel |
| colonial outpost right smack dab on the San Andreas | | | | · Herds of children running through the house |
| fault line), my mind began to wander and ponder. | | | | · Name of a hard metal rock band |
| Of course when you’re waiting for big | | | | · Spooky Halloween screen saver |
| things to happen or, ...patiently standing on one foot | | | | · The reason behind a daily devotional |
| for your ship to arrive at the bus station, or heaven | | | | · A fantasy and science fiction convention — |
| forbid ...lollygagging about because Godot hasn’t | | | | the key to three women’s destinies |
| turned up yet to give you a reason for being -- | | | | · An American-made circa 1989 detective film/crime |
| something odd is bound to happen. Don’t ask | | | | thriller |
| me why, it just does. | | | | · A technology solution for an MS practitioner |
| Which brings me to the random topic of things that | | | | · The subject of a Unitarian Church sermon |
| go bump in the night (TTGBIT). Not being the | | | | · Name of a children’s horror book |
| quivering or querulous sort, I decided to inquire further | | | | · A special lodging package including a Horse-Drawn |
| into the wonderful world of TTGBIT. | | | | Wagon ride |
| However, when I typed into my web browser, I landed | | | | · A discount store news item featuring a crypt |
| on something called bravepages. Expecting to | | | | · Strange sound made by a barbecue grill right |
| meet Robin Hood, the Red Dwarf or maybe my | | | | outside my computer room window |
| favorite white-haired classic TV-Western film star, | | | | · Name of a Paranormal Database Record, and |
| Hop-a-long Cassidy and his colleague The Cisco | | | | more engaging than the faceless 404 |
| Kid, to my dismay I received a rather strange | | | | messenger |
| invitation to sign up for a free website -- not quite what | | | | · The Vampire Support page |
| I was expecting, -- but nevertheless an | | | | · A Tasmanian Forestry feature |
| awesome experience, as the younger | | | | · An exploration of Grey and Gothic literature (UBC) |
| generation would say. | | | | · Noisy nooky-makers |
| Ever the inquisitive type, I now have only 42,300 | | | | · Name of a CD music sampler ... better than |
| websites to wade through according to the folks at | | | | Ho-Hum |
| What a perfect project for the Empress of | | | | · Contents of a Scottish Prayer When the Whole |
| Everything to undertake instead of the usual royal | | | | Earth was Overrun with Ghosts |
| duties ...you know, proffering pithyless proclamations, | | | | · What beast (big thing) do you want to study |
| knighting every knave in the realm, or taking the | | | | or evaluate, and why? |
| wretched Corgis for a walk. | | | | · Raw sockets, Neohapsis and NTBugtraq |
| So, in case you’re wondering about some of | | | | BTW, if you want to more ...please do check out the |
| the stuff that popped up under the category things | | | | remaining 42,269 web pages and email me at with |
| that go bump in the night, here are a few: | | | | your fabulous finds! |
| · Aliens, witches, and other creatures lurking around | | | | |