Thermal Energy News. Could Menopausal Women Halt Global Warming?

The research professions are buzzing over electrifyingworldwide to change our abuse of nature, to a level
new developments regarding a new system whichthat mankind has never before witnessed. The proof
could extract Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausalthat the female species have all the power will be
adult females. Laboratory testing has shown that adulteven more apparent, plus they will also BE the power,
females will soon be able to be fitted with anas well as guarantee their positions as guardians of
attachment currently referred to as a COEGRnature - Womankind. The increase in the value to
(Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that maysociety of women in their 40's to mother earth, will
draw out the thermal energy within a Hot Flash andgrow to an astonishing level and allow them to assume
store the energy to be used on battery apparatus, ortheir rightful place of being in charge of the planet once
be sent as electrical thermal energy into the powerand for all.
grid which can then be sold to the electric companies.In the future, electronic's-addicted men and kids will
The human thermal energy system might somedaybow in the company of the Hot Flash woman for the
become known as one of the greatest Green Featscharge of their "sustainable" thermal energy. The
ever."glow" of a woman's hot flash in menopause will adapt
Men and women of science are busily researching thefrom the fear it ingrains in the male population
possibility of capturing the thermal energy createdpresently, to one of reverence as we will all know, the
from the organic heat pump of adult females inreality that she is the producer of the thermal energy
menopause into a very real renewable energy source.for his "Crackberry".
Does it surprise you at all that it would be the collectivePicture a time when you can just plug your laptop into
effors of women who eventually save our little planeta COEGR thermal energy device and charge the
Earth? Since they're going to inherit it anyways, theybattery! The Woman in menopause will without a
may as well fix it in the meantime. Our studies ofdoubt become a HOT Commodity,(though they
population tendencies provide evidence that the time isalready are...) Energy seeking individuals will seek them
now for a thermal energy program like this. Theat the mall, as we come to grips with the fact that
existing mass of Hot Flash power shall and will bethey "Got The Power"! Shopping Malls could power
refined to satisfy our thermal energy addiction. Femalethe lights for their entire facility from the thermal
thermal energy might just become the Green Featenergy of their shoppers! Naturally, substantial
technology that saves us all.discounts would most certainly apply to supplying the
The harnessing of this environmentally friendly thermalthermal energy.
energy system may be the catalyst required