| You never know when your home town is going to be | | | | activated. Not all zombies are alike, but the latest |
| invaded by the undead. Sure, you might think that | | | | theories is that they sense the world through vibration |
| pandemic bird flu or the Far Right would be more likely | | | | and echo location, so any noise you make will give |
| to invade your town, but that's always when the | | | | your position away. |
| zombies strike. They only strike towns that aren't | | | | Another reason why a waterproof night vision |
| prepared for them. So, if you gather together an | | | | monocular is superior to binoculars is that you are able |
| arsenal for fighting a zombie invasion force which | | | | to keep one eye open to see what is around you. |
| includes a waterproof night vision monocular, they will | | | | Even though most of your attention will be focused on |
| be sure to stay away from your town as long as you | | | | looking through your monocular, your peripheral vision |
| live. There, you and your waterproof night vision | | | | can still help protect you from any roving zombie scout |
| monocular are already heroes. | | | | looking to feast on fresh human flesh. |
| The Importance Of Keeping One Eye Open | | | | Be Willing To Get Dirty |
| Zombies traditionally move only at night, especially on | | | | A waterproof night vision monocular is also far lighter |
| moonless nights, which is why you need to be sure | | | | and more portable than a pair of binoculars. Some can |
| your monocular is a waterproof night vision monocular. | | | | even be made to be mounted on your rifle or long |
| You also need to be sure it's waterproof because you | | | | range garden trimmer. Remember, bullets can slow |
| not only will have to stand out in the rain and maybe | | | | zombies down, but usually the only way to stop them |
| hide in bodies of water, but your monocular will also be | | | | is to hack them into tiny pieces. Spying on the zombie |
| protected from flying gobs of zombie body fluids | | | | army will help you know how and where to best |
| should you engage in combat. | | | | deploy your forces. |
| You are probably right now wondering why I'm | | | | Leave all fastidiousness at home. If the only place to |
| advocating a waterproof night vision monocular rather | | | | hide and spy is a ditch full of mud, guess where you |
| than waterproof zoom binoculars. That's a very good | | | | are going to hide? You can take your waterproof night |
| thing to wonder. Many zoom binoculars tend to make | | | | vision monocular with you on such a trip. |
| a little whirring noise when the zoom function is | | | | |